Post by trippingsix on Aug 19, 2005 17:32:56 GMT -5
Alrighty, I killed the microwave and blew a circut breaker. Yay for me. So I told my grandparents what happen and they decide that we needed a new microwave anyway. The one we had was about ten years old and everyone knows that I would die without the use of the microwave.
So we get into the van and drive to Wal-Mart. We park out in the north fourties. My grandpa lockes the van while my grandma and I check the sliding side door. It never lockes so we have do it by hand. Well in the reflection of window I see a person walking in a white tank top and pink skirt, no chest what so ever. So I shrugged it off as a very ugly woman until I turned around.
To my surpise, it was a MAN! Thats right. The first thought that crossed my mind was "HOLY SHIT! THAT MAN IS IN A PINK SKIRT!" So I bit my lip to keep myself from laughing and my grandma whispers to me "Did you just see that man?" I nodded and we all entered Wal-Mart.
People are pointing and laughing at him. I told my grandma that I wanted a deli sandwhich, so I went over to them and took three from the shelf. I threw them in the basket and we all head back to the microwave section. My grandma picked out a black push button microwave that cost $62.
So we stick that in the cart and we head back into the toy section. My grandma was looking for those little fake kid teeth and my grandpa was like "Get some of those Dracula teeth... I'll enjoy those." Here I am,
WTF DID HE JUST SAY?! "No, I'm not going to play kinky sex games..." That was my grandma response.
My grandparents still have sex???!!! OMG!
Besides that little fact, we're walking around the store again but this time we're looking a jar of mayo. The guy is looking at shoes and thats when I noticed his skirt is actually a tube top, he's not wearing any underware, the rose tattoo on the small of his back kicks ass and his penis is sticking out far then his beer gut.
THE END!
So we get into the van and drive to Wal-Mart. We park out in the north fourties. My grandpa lockes the van while my grandma and I check the sliding side door. It never lockes so we have do it by hand. Well in the reflection of window I see a person walking in a white tank top and pink skirt, no chest what so ever. So I shrugged it off as a very ugly woman until I turned around.
To my surpise, it was a MAN! Thats right. The first thought that crossed my mind was "HOLY SHIT! THAT MAN IS IN A PINK SKIRT!" So I bit my lip to keep myself from laughing and my grandma whispers to me "Did you just see that man?" I nodded and we all entered Wal-Mart.
People are pointing and laughing at him. I told my grandma that I wanted a deli sandwhich, so I went over to them and took three from the shelf. I threw them in the basket and we all head back to the microwave section. My grandma picked out a black push button microwave that cost $62.
So we stick that in the cart and we head back into the toy section. My grandma was looking for those little fake kid teeth and my grandpa was like "Get some of those Dracula teeth... I'll enjoy those." Here I am,
WTF DID HE JUST SAY?! "No, I'm not going to play kinky sex games..." That was my grandma response. My grandparents still have sex???!!! OMG!Besides that little fact, we're walking around the store again but this time we're looking a jar of mayo. The guy is looking at shoes and thats when I noticed his skirt is actually a tube top, he's not wearing any underware, the rose tattoo on the small of his back kicks ass and his penis is sticking out far then his beer gut.
THE END!
